How To Ruin Your Life
- Step 1: Join tumblr
- Step 2: Become part of a fandom
- Step 3: Become best friends with people who live on the other side of the world
- Step 4: Fall in love with a celebrity
Anonymous asked: Alaina was so excited as her new job as a page for NBC. "Hi, I'm Kenneth and I'll be training you today!" said a sweet blonde boy. He took her over to where TGS, Alaina's favorite show, was filming. "Miss Lemon, may I introduce you to our new page, Alaina!" "Uh huh, did you grab my sandwich, Kenneth?" Alaina handed her the sandwich and Liz looked up from the script she was looking over. "Welcome to 30rock!"
OMFG KEEP THESE COMING THEY’RE AMAZING!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: Once upon a time there was a girl named Alaina and a guy named Jimmy Fallon they flew into space. The end.
oh fuck yes.
((Bonus points if smut))
Every so often I try this one again.